*1x B4W Tag Team Champion (with TLD)
Titles he claims to have held:
*Sexiest man of 1995, 1996, 1997, 1944.
*Most likely to have an ice cream named after him (2001)
*World Thumb-Wrestling champion (San Fernando Valley District, 2002)
*Greatest theme song performance (As voted on by TLD, 2006)
*The greatest wizard besides Harry Potter award (2004)
*The really intense and crazy, but not as intense or crazy as Danny Bonaduce
award (2008)
*King of the 75 lbs womens wrestling division (2007, however, officials
claim he was "stripped of the title after deciding he was neither 75
lbs nor a female... anymore")
*World's best patient award (2006, from Dr. Goldstein, after receiving a
near deadly hornet sting/paper cut combination)
*Q-Tip's man of the year (2002-2004)
*Q-tips ear of the year (2003)
*Voted by viewers as the best successor to Dick Clark's Rocking New Year's
eve (Award went to EVERYONE other than Ryan Seacrest)
*Midget tossing competition (2006, 2007- if urine tests come back positive)